Always December 2.0+: July 2006

Compimentary pic : Rapper, 50 'stupid fuck' cent.

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

Man, i couldnt stop laughing at the second one. Out!

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WARNING: OMG! It's teh geek! q(^o^)p . Euww.

The debate that never ends. There's no right answer for this, because every computer user has different needs and preferences. A Mac may be the perfect choice for one person, but absolutely wrong for another. But yet i decided to bitch on. No matter how convincing someone can sound praising either platforms, Apple geeks stays with Apple, likewise for PC.

Constipated pie faced maggot Gates made his money. He dominated the industry, everything runs on Windows, almost, whereby ~~Adam's~~ Apple Computers has come a long way inventing expensive brainfucking items like ~~keropok~~ I-Pod. I had the mp3 device once, from my previous boss, he let me use it simply because he doesnt know how to operate an I- Pod, what the fuck, really, i know. But yeah, seriously these players, theres a term, yeah compitable audio player are useless, its like Woaarrhhh the first few hours, then it rests in your drawer beside your underwears. This shit it irritating. Now..i have gone a little off topic eh? Fine, blog is mine. Bwahaha. Thats lame. Sorry Einsteins.

Its really subjective when it comes to choosing an appropriate platform, issues that you really should consider is what do you want to use you machine for, it serves a purpose definitely, but you gotta start identifying those, lets see what fits where

Games - Windows, die you disgusting gamers.

Design - Mac, but then again, depends on what kinda design, Web design with Mac is a no no. Ever wonder why designers always use Apple Computers? Here we go :-

1. theyre not paying for it, mac is as expensive as a pregnant gorilla.
2. the color clarity and accuracy, check Apple monitors, aww so sharp it pokes.
3. output is much easier with Mac, Windows delays the process
4. they think its cool to use a Mac, cos its white and clean and sleek and yada yada yada...

Midget Porn - Perverts, welcome to Windows. Compatibility is not an issue.

Music making - Mac, again for output. Its just better at it.

Admin Clerk work - Dont expect a Mac, you cant figure what key belongs to which function. Dumb PC would do the job, Bwahaha. Damn.

User Friendly - Windows, and Mac isnt actually hard to use, people just get confused coz theyre so used to Windows interface and funtions, by principal, i would say Mac is as equally easy as Windows, despite a few difference here and there.

Surfing only - why bother getting a PC, you fucks. Walk to the nearest cyber cafe. I know a guy, well more like a retard, only thing he does online is surf Friendster and looks at pictures, also checking his hotmail, for friendster message notification that is. He doesnt know what Google is. What a moron.

It all comes back to one question always, "what are you gonna do with your machine?" But some rich ignorant fools like buying Macs simply because its different and cool, but these idiots end up not knowing how to fully utilize it, stupidity? yeah.

Personally i would prefer using a Mac @ work and a PC at home, right now im a Web Designer so i dont use the Macintosh platform, my previous 2 jobs, Macs are absolutely stunning when it comes to funtionality, look & feel, also the speed (depending on you processor), lets see whats the pros and cons like: -

Pros.

Initial (purchase or licensing) cost:

A fully equipped Macintosh computer is no more expensive than a similarly equipped Windows computer. The days are gone where Apple is more expensive than Intel-compatible systems. In Malaysia, its more like who gives a fuck.

Open Source advantage:

Because Mac OS X is based on Open Source foundations, the global open source community is quick to add to the resources, so bugs are fixed quickly, vulnerabilities are addressed quickly, and the user base that has access to the code to make corrections is larger than Apple alone.

System Stability:

Crashes and lock-ups are much less frequent with Mac OS X than with Windows. (Laj, this is for you.)

Virus activity:

It rocks right at this point. Read on.

By design, Mac systems are nearly invulnerable to viruses and spyware.
"There are about 60,000 viruses known for Windows, 40 or so for the Macintosh, about 5 for commercial Unix versions, and perhaps 40 for Linux. Most of the Windows viruses are not important, but many hundreds have caused widespread damage. Two or three of the Macintosh viruses were widespread enough to be of importance. None of the Unix or Linux viruses became widespread - most were confined to the laboratory."

Cons.

There is more commercially-written software available for Windows than Mac OS, but this gap is shrinking, but yeah what the fuck, it rocks.

You to all you noobs that havent seen a Mac Interface before...here's a few screenshots for your idiotic viewing pleasure. Zhank yew.

OS X Tiger interface