Thursday, March 23, 2006

Retarded things to do when you get really bored.

WARNING : The following ideas are just ideas, if you gonna try it, I'd say go ahead...


1. Set your neighbours dog on fire. You're an animal lover? Then set the neighbour on fire.
2. Go up to your friends and refuse to talk in anything but Bangladeshi. Make a real pissed off face, convince them that youre possesed by a bangla soldier ghost.
3. Wake your friend who's in a deep slumber, and ask him/her whether Mongolians are really retarded or they just look like that.
4. Bake a cake and throw it at your sister.
5. Sing in chinese while daddy is taking a nap
6. Fry and egg and eat it, puke it back and act drunk.
7. Call the cab, and pretend no one is at home when the cab arrives. If the cab waits, open the door and strike a middle finger pose.
8. Prank call you uncles.
9. Stare at your neighbour and mutter "You bastard."
10. Dress like a chef and wash your car, if someone stares, talk in Bangladeshi.
11. Play tennis alone.
12. Poke a cat.
13. Go to the bookshop and insist on buying a set of new tyres for your small sister's tricycle.
14. Jump in the drain.
15. If all these fails.. talk to a Bangladeshi on their economic issues.

Retardness level : 5.7 outta 10 - go on and abuse the comment with your ideas.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I REALLY like no.10 ! And also, your hate for the Banglas are QUITE the obvious :) You go, girl!

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