Rockfuckinstars

Man, look at all these rockstars, they're so cool. All macho and looking tough, of course their looks are boosted further by the guitar hanging from their shoulders.
Here are some of the rockstars i really admire. Always wanted to be like one of this rugged looking rich motherfuckers. Oh yes, their rich as hell, and they dress like rednecks still. Racist me? Muahaha deal with it.

Here are some bastards that i look up upon to :

Slash of Guns and Roses - This guy is like a walking modern stoned GOD, he's old now and looks like shit.

James Hetfield - Very texan/cowboy looking frontman and of course the band is Metallica

Sully Erna - Godsmack, frontman, love his burns and voice, feck.

Chad Kroeger - Nickleback, man with spiral curls, blonde that is. *amazed*

Kurt Cobain - well, no comments.

Alexi Laiho - all i know, girls go like *oh my gawd! look at him OMFG, i'd screw him for nothing!!*

Max Cavalera - ex Sepultura, now Soulfly, one brazilian fuck that's not directy related to football. *claps*

Mawi - akademi fantasia, allright, just kidding.

Marilyn Manson - does'nt have a manly appearance anymore, but what the heck, he's cool.

Eddie Vedder - GOD *bows* Pearl Jam, inventor of the deep, big vocal pattern, then came along fag fucks like Scott Stapp/Stapler/Whatever of Creed, and a 1000 more for that matter

Kenny Wayne Shepherd - KWS Band, professional blues guitarist at the age of 19? Now that's something. He can pull off any of Hendrix's cover. Young but bold. Long silky straight blonde hair.. Hmmm...

Dave Mustaine - Megadeth, ex Metallica, another mean looking bastard.

Jon BonJovi - not a big fan of him, but he's old and still rocking \m/

Dave Lombardo - Slayer, nuff' said.

Candice Kucsulian - Independent band, Walls of Jericho - vocals, and yes, female she is. Heard her voice? You should, she can make fuckholes from bands like Simple Plan & Good Charlotte choke on their own balls and die of embaressment. Really.

Dani Filth - Cradle of Filth, cant be considered a rockstar...they play pop black metal, nice songs though.

Corey Taylor - Slipknot/Stone Sour, frontman, very rockstar yet calm looking bastard. Love his voice.

Zack de la Rocha -(Zacarias Manuel de la Rocha- man check that name out) Rage Against the Washing Machine, black vocalist, more of a rapper though, but he has his own style, revolutionized the Rock/Rap hybrid. Very technical band.

Gavin Rossdale - model like frontman of Bush, married to Gwen Stefani - bastard.

Rob Zombie - Im not sure what's his approach is all about, looks like a rotting mummy though, so yeah, he's cool.

John Lennon - Woohooooo! Hey Jude, he died.

Jason Newsted - Very quiet, calm, relaxed bassist, well ex bassist of Metallica, the best bassist ive ever seen on stage, skill & style wise.

Karl Buechne - He's in his 40's, inventor or the sub genre hardcore, belongs to the band Earth Crisis, and he's a vegan. (sheesh!)

Thats all for now, go figure out your own list of rockstars.

Sully Erna - Godsmack

Slash - GNR

Kenny Wayne Shepherd

Zack de la Rocha - Rage Against the Washing Machine

Candice Kucsulian (the chick, duh!) - Walls of Jericho

Eddie Vedder - Pearl Jam

Chad Kroeger - Nickelback

Corey Taylor (unmasked) - Slipknot/Stone Sour

Max Cavalera - Sepultura / Soulfly

December - plain rockstar wannabe! Oh yeah! I rawk!

No animals were harmed in the making of this article. Thank you people.

out!