T Rajendar - An Indian Ape.

WARNING: Merciless post, profanity, and if you appear to be a fan of him, i have no fuckin comments.

T.Rajendar, actor, director, music composer, singer.
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Constipated ape. Simbu.

Shit. I dont fuckin know where the fuck to start. These guys, both father and son are ridiciously stupid, slighty smarter than a bag of fuckin potatoes. The dad entered the cinema industry somewhere in the 70's or was it the 80's, we dont really care, do we? And he succesfully made a fool out of himself right then, he i dont think he's gonna quit anytime soon. He has pubic hair up on his face, ever since the 80's. The son, all new actor, succesful and obviously on par with his dad's stupidity. Lets start somewhere shall we?

Subject: T Rajendar

Everything about him is stupid, and quite out of the world. I mean seriously watching tamil movies is like watching a fantasy show, everything seem to possible, we all get that, yes, but this dude tries to push it to the furthest limit and make himself look like big potato ridiculously stupid. Its like watching an ape doing some massive stunt shit and it talks. Oh yeah, he dances like a sack of sand being rolled on the ground, with massive drum beats to add the spiciness that never exist.

He has funny shit way of talking, our own Cypress Hill. He can rhyme, thats how he talks, like fuckin rap. And it doesnt make sense most of the time, but we'll watch for the fun of it anyway. And i dont get it, how he is not finding himself stupid till this very date. Millions of people cant be wrong about him. The fact his, his movies are downright annoying, no sense of entertainment, stupid fuckin sentiments, most of the time sister and some dogs, unbelievable dance scenes and out of the world marvel like fighting scene.

My blog's representative (yet again) Codename: 'Dood' managed to spend a quality moment with this potato. Here's the interview :-

Dood: Hello fuckface T R sar! Good to see you!
TR : Vaada machi, valakka bajji Have you watched Veerasamy yet? Good evening too.

Dood: WTF So tell us sar, how's your Veerasamy movie going? Smooth?
TR: YES! alot of people like it so far, most choose not to watch it and do something more productive like vomit, but i take it as a challenge to prove them wrong. Im pure ape talent in human form.


Dood: Sure you are, fuckface, oops i mean sir
TR: Hahahah, my mom and fans call me that. *nods*

Dood: o.O I see. How nice. How do you judge your son Simbu's acting.
TR: Manmadhan, no one can judge him.

Dood: Right. So what do you have to say about the picture of your son kissing his ex girlfriend in a hotel thats circulating heavily over the net?
TR: Photoshopped.

Dood: No sir its not, Photoshop cant generate something that looks so stupid. Thats not a manipulated picture.
TR: Hahahahahaha. I see.

Dood: Hmm..? Erm. Nevermind. Thanks for your time, do you have anything to say to your fans?
TR: Kaathalo mundre ezhuthu, athu amaivatho..... *Dood breaks TR's head with a hammer and sends him to grave*

About the kissing picture. Here it is :-

It's just a damn kiss caught on lens intentionally not a big deal, true. We have fuckers snapping themselves screwing anything that moves, like snails, nowadays. But this is a huge mistake. Let me tell you why.

India and indias, they live by their own set of rules and perceptions. Once, a North India originated South Indian actress Kosu Kushboo said its allrite to have sex before marriage. She got pretty good responds from the public too. Like throwing fuckin slippers at her house. I mean its an individual choice to have or not to have sex before marriage or after marriage, nowadays its more like before puberty itself. But existing in a society made up by orthodox families, this picture sure to make it big in India and ruin Simbu's already fucked career (if thats what he call it). One thing about TR, acting aside, he seems to be a very decent man, he doesnt touch the actress in his movies and he looks up upon the females. He still have my respect for that.

And Simbu is a tribe in Papua New Guinea. That explains so much doesnt it?

Fact : No one got hurt in the midst of the post

For CJ

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There you go CJ. Something amusing eh? Enjoy.