Allright, cut the rat's balls. Angkasawan literally translated ; Astronaut.
Let me get this straight, these bunch of monkeys arent fuckin astronauts,they're space participants. They just participate, like i did in Sukan Tahunan when i was 10, had to run with an egg on the spoon for a couple of metres with no apparent reason. So yes, i participated, so are these idiots, they are participating in the space program. You cant fuckin be the camel when youre riding on it, camel is camel, youre just participating on the camel ride.
Whatever..
Its fine for a Malaysia to be in space, but whats the fuss about? Whats the hoo haa? They paid the Russians some 100 million ringgit, and a couple of cheese blocks, and wow! these idiots are in the rocket. Not enough of boasting the program stupidly, these monkeys are actually gonna play batu seremban, paint batik on hairy russian's ass, eat fuckin dodol, and play gasing on the fellow russians bald head. Similar stupidity such as this can be found practiced in the 13th & 17th level of hell as well. We Malaysians have a fetish for potraying the country and the people as imbecils.
Whats next on the list? Send Orang Utans to the space? Angkasawan Beruk Pertama? place some belacans on a submarine and kill the rest of the crew in 3 seconds flat? Make Ramly burgers under eiffel tower?
USE THE FUCKIN MONEY FOR SOMETHING ELSE, like close all the potholes in all the states. Its the peoples money, they dont send taxes to send these morons to space and do some totally irrelevent acts. Im sure by now the Russians think we are just some people living on trees getting all excited to take a ride onto te space.
Afterall i think they are just innocent duo who wants to experience the space. Thats not a bad thing.
I hope they get lost in the black hole.
On another issue, Proton is coming up with Muslim cars, owh, a great effort, prolly should concentrate on coming up with 'cars' first. Right now we have toys.
These cars gonna have a compartment for Al Quran and also a compass pointing kiblat. I wont comment anything here, you know what im trying to say, im sure.
I hope next they have a Hindu car too, a compartment for coconuts, and a medium sized slide in compartment for parang, to slaughter you know who.
Good day Malaysians.
