Fuckin dumb asshole.

Yesterday, during lunch hour, in my office of course, received a call from this moron that i have abso-fuckin-lutely no idea who it was, the conversation went something like this:-


dumbass : *mumbles something in chinese*

Me : Hello? *with a confused penguin look on the face*

dumbass : arr..i wanna ask arr...u company sell what product arr? *bad english is intentional, thats how the moron mumbled*

Me : product? we dont make anything here, we are an advertising agency...

dumbass: oh advertising hor...i got this name card, who is Ivy Ong (my boss' sister), is 'he' around?
at this point i got really irritated, this dumbfuck sounded as if a camel is shagging in him from the back

and dumbass continued : u office in USJ 1 hor...

Me: yes, callback tommorow if you are looking for Ivy.

dumbass: ok, thank you ahh

me: *click*

then i turned and told my colleague, 'whats wrong with these people, dumbfuckin morons' *sigh*