Google

WARNING : Profanity, a little.


Ladies and gentlemen, Google is now officially a word in the dictionary. Yeah, i can hear you, what the fuck right? It's clear that they are trying to dominate the ultimate, porno infested Internet, these motherfuckers are everywhere, literally.

Look at this.

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These buggers are so rich, and they are releasing softwares despite the importance of the usage like every other month. Here's a list of few, you can check the softwares as well as download it here.

Google Earth - 3D Earth browser
Google Desktop - Desktop companion
Picasa - Photo organizer
Google Toolbar for Internet Explorer - Search toolbar
Google Pack Screensaver - Photo screensaver
G-Unit - Black gangsta motherfuckers

And now there's also Google Sketch just to sketch some random 3d interior crap, im not sure what is it for though.

Heard about the Gdrive yet? Apparently its a hardisk over the server where u can dump everything you want or you dont want in there, so technically you can have the whole shitload of stuff that you have in you machine in the server too. And i heard its free. It sounds cool yes, but they'll be watching all your activities. So think.

Google is too powerful, sometimes you can even hack into sites using only Google, yes i have tried it before and yes, it works. Click here to read more. Another shit that really annoys me is Google AdSense, i took off my page simply because its irritating, and i dont wanna earn a few bucks through confused, non-internet savvy, drooling over monitor motherfuckers. Pity them. They just click on everything. Nevermind if you have a few ad links on your page, there's one page, which i couldnt remember, this idiot earns through his ad's everything is clickable and every click generates money, its cool, yes, but its irritating.

I have messed with Google Earth before, that shit was cool, you can actually zoom until the roof of your house, its a little pain in the ass to look for the right are, but its all labeled and you can succeed in like 2 hours maybe, and pin it, so the next time you zoom into the earth, you wont get lost and land in some place like Batang Berjuntai and shit, and no, its not real time, all photographs, pretty impressive stuff. Try it.

They slapped MSN by Gmail, initally offering 1GB of free email webspace which freaked the breakfast out of everybody, but its really usefull and it has tons of features, better ones compared to stupid hotmale hotmail. Now they are offering more space, and MSN decided to say, "*Yawn*, Whatever pigfuckers, we have Windows". And they still maintain the 5MB of space till now.

I have a feeling that Google's gonna take over the Net very soon, everything's gonna be Google affiliated, they gonna name the Internet to The Googlenet. Think about it, nobody owns the Internet, but maybe this is possible, we can see the intruding process in progress.

May the force be with you, dumbass.


Out!