The unexplained bits in Tamil movies.

WARNING: Very disturbing, unless you think like me. Dont be a sensetive tamil poet and bitch. Profanity as always.

Hello world. Vanakkam, im a chimp pimp

Allrite, I'm proud to be an Indian. Period. But as we all fucking know that most Tamil movies annoys the crap out of everybody. New born babies would die of shock looking at the shithole face showed above on a 29 inch TV. Its freakin suicidal. To start with, most movies and the plot doesnt make any fucking sense. They dont make movies about war, airplane crash or even midgets and their miserable lives. Subject is always LOVE. That's already a big turn off for most people, i mean, how much love oriented plots can you take?

So for now, we shall look at the terms they use in their scripts.
Fuck the spelling, its the heavy accent. They speak like they constantly being fed with bananas.

1. Owh mai gawd, yits yeh medical mirakkell. (literally translates to : Oh my God, its a medical miracle)
Everything is magic. Beat that Hollywood. You'll have this dude stabbed 42 times and soaked in sewage water for 72 hours, and yet he survives. How you ask? They simply slap you with the dialogue above. Once, twice is allrite, out of 10 movies, you'll hear this in about almost half of it. Inexplicably stupid? You tell me.

2. Bai the bai (literally translates to : by the way)
How the fuck? I dont fuckin no, serious shit. Thats how they say it. In ALL movies.

3. yevery daag has yits dei (literally translates to :every dog has its day)
Imagine saying that to someone from Malaysia. I bet that dude gonna bash your face like a pork pie.

4.Char-less (literally translates to : charles)
Like we all say it..charles, they say it as char-less. There's no explanation for this, even under laboratory conditions.

5. Curses : Raskol, yidiot, you you you, you blardee, shit!, tell me you motherfugger (literally translates to : rascal, idiot, you you you, you bloody, shit! tell me you motherfucker)

The first 5, you can hear the women saying in ALL movies. The last one surprisingly appeared in Kuruthi Punal, Kamal Haasan's movie in the mid 90's. Serious shit. I wonder whats with the you you you. They do it all the time when the heroin is irritated with the hero, but he'll be the guy who marries her eventually. Bingo!

Thats all i can think of now. If you have more, post it undergarments under the comments. Or just sit and bitch about this whole post.

Good day raskols. :)