Angkasawan - Beruk Malaysia Pertama di Angkasa

WARNING: Profanity, what else? *coughs* Old news, yes...but baru ada masa




Allright, cut the rat's balls. Angkasawan literally translated ; Astronaut.

Let me get this straight, these bunch of monkeys arent fuckin astronauts,they're space participants. They just participate, like i did in Sukan Tahunan when i was 10, had to run with an egg on the spoon for a couple of metres with no apparent reason. So yes, i participated, so are these idiots, they are participating in the space program. You cant fuckin be the camel when youre riding on it, camel is camel, youre just participating on the camel ride.
Whatever..

Its fine for a Malaysia to be in space, but whats the fuss about? Whats the hoo haa? They paid the Russians some 100 million ringgit, and a couple of cheese blocks, and wow! these idiots are in the rocket. Not enough of boasting the program stupidly, these monkeys are actually gonna play batu seremban, paint batik on hairy russian's ass, eat fuckin dodol, and play gasing on the fellow russians bald head. Similar stupidity such as this can be found practiced in the 13th & 17th level of hell as well. We Malaysians have a fetish for potraying the country and the people as imbecils.

Whats next on the list? Send Orang Utans to the space? Angkasawan Beruk Pertama? place some belacans on a submarine and kill the rest of the crew in 3 seconds flat? Make Ramly burgers under eiffel tower?

USE THE FUCKIN MONEY FOR  SOMETHING ELSE, like close all the potholes in all the states. Its the peoples money, they dont send taxes to send these morons to space and do some totally irrelevent acts. Im sure by now the Russians think we are just some people living on trees getting all excited to take a ride onto te space.

Afterall i think they are just innocent duo who wants to experience the space. Thats not a bad thing.

I hope they get lost in the black hole.

On another issue, Proton is coming up with Muslim cars, owh, a great effort, prolly should concentrate on coming up with 'cars' first. Right now we have toys.
These cars gonna have a compartment for Al Quran and also a compass pointing kiblat. I wont comment anything here, you know what im trying to say, im sure.

I hope next they have a Hindu car too, a compartment for coconuts, and a medium sized slide in compartment for parang, to slaughter you know who.

Good day Malaysians.

Hindraf Gathering - Jln Ampang, 25th November 2007

The revolution begins today..

"Paandiya mannavan solan panivarai

Painthu kalaikkiya sera magan

Eendru mudidtha kulatthil elunthanan

Yeda tamizha, eduda padai

Koonde kilinilai ethanai naal varai?

Kupidu kupidu veerargalai

Aande paramparai, meendum oru murai

Aala ninaippathil enna kurai?"

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Mona Lisa Needed a Facelift

Oh yes , she did.

Photoshop CS, 20 mins.
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Loga of Alleycats passes away

Loga of Alleycats passes away

PENANG: Loganathan Arumugam of the Alleycats passed away at 10.50am Monday at the Mount Miriam Hospital here. He was 54.

Loga, as he was fondly called, was admitted to the hospital on Saturday. He was diagnosed with lung cancer eight months ago.

“He had been having a very bad cough for a year,” said his elder brother David, 57, also of Alleycats fame.

Loga was married, with a 23-year-old son and a 20-year-old daughter. He provided vocals and played the flute for the band.

The Alleycats, formed here in 1969, had recorded 29 albums. The group started by playing in clubs around the country before signing a recording deal with PolyGram Records in 1978.

A great artist, outstanding musician, a very down to earth person. You'll be missed by fans and the music industry.

Maha Mrityunjaya Mantra

Om trayambakam yajaamahe sugandhim pushtivardhanam
Urvaarukamiva bandhanaan mrityor muksheeya maamritaat.

O Supreme light, lead us from untruth to truth, from darkness to light and from death to immortality.

Sarvam Shivamayam.

May his soul reast in peace.

What's happened to December?

WARNING : Life oriented post, as if you buggers even care.

"What's new?", people ask me, well I haven't shaved my beard for a month found where's the jack (correct spelling?) in the boot after almost one fucking year. Ridiculous? You bet.

I've been just existing a lot lately. Doin what i do the best. Haven't done any reading for a couple of months now. I'm not really bothered anyway.

Anyway, recent issues, that's not directly related to me. It is about the racial insult or utter stupidity or a sarcastic remark on our Indian students overseas by this dude who's apparently the Minister of Science & Technology, YAB Jamaluddin Jarjis. I've never heard of him, have you? Man, all of a sudden, every Indian is so angry, they feel insulted and yada yada yada.

I'd say, cut the crap fuckholes. Indians are the biggest fucking hypocrites.

Lets face it, we dug our own grave. Put it this way, he did nothing more than merely mentioning what WE have been practicing for ages. Caste system is fundamentally fucked, get that sorted and we'll never get racial remarks from some random bugger dude anymore. I read somewhere that he finally apologized for his smartass action, but then again, whats the fuckin' point? Not that we Indians gonna quit practicing it. Anyway it was not wise for the minister to say that anyway, i dont deny the fact that he's wrong and pretty shallow minded. And racial harmony is like that spastic looking Lochness monster, you've heard of it, but you'll never see it. Racial harmony in Malasiya Malaysia is bullshit. Period. Lets not get to democracy. Leave the weed smoking monkeys alone.

Nessie, owh crap.

*hearts*

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Bistro

bis·tro /ˈbɪstroʊ; Fr. biˈstroʊ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bis-troh; Fr. bee-stroh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun, plural bis·tros /ˈbɪstroʊz; Fr. biˈstroʊ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bis-trohz; Fr. bee-stroh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation.

1.	a small, modest, European-style restaurant or café.

2.	a small nightclub or restaurant.

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American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source bis·tro (bē'strō, bĭs'trō) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. bis·tros

1. A small bar, tavern, or nightclub.
2. A small, informal restaurant serving wine.

Right...

T Rajendar - An Indian Ape.

WARNING: Merciless post, profanity, and if you appear to be a fan of him, i have no fuckin comments.

T.Rajendar, actor, director, music composer, singer.
Do not click for a larger image. DONT do it. No!

Constipated ape. Simbu.

Shit. I dont fuckin know where the fuck to start. These guys, both father and son are ridiciously stupid, slighty smarter than a bag of fuckin potatoes. The dad entered the cinema industry somewhere in the 70's or was it the 80's, we dont really care, do we? And he succesfully made a fool out of himself right then, he i dont think he's gonna quit anytime soon. He has pubic hair up on his face, ever since the 80's. The son, all new actor, succesful and obviously on par with his dad's stupidity. Lets start somewhere shall we?

Subject: T Rajendar

Everything about him is stupid, and quite out of the world. I mean seriously watching tamil movies is like watching a fantasy show, everything seem to possible, we all get that, yes, but this dude tries to push it to the furthest limit and make himself look like big potato ridiculously stupid. Its like watching an ape doing some massive stunt shit and it talks. Oh yeah, he dances like a sack of sand being rolled on the ground, with massive drum beats to add the spiciness that never exist.

He has funny shit way of talking, our own Cypress Hill. He can rhyme, thats how he talks, like fuckin rap. And it doesnt make sense most of the time, but we'll watch for the fun of it anyway. And i dont get it, how he is not finding himself stupid till this very date. Millions of people cant be wrong about him. The fact his, his movies are downright annoying, no sense of entertainment, stupid fuckin sentiments, most of the time sister and some dogs, unbelievable dance scenes and out of the world marvel like fighting scene.

My blog's representative (yet again) Codename: 'Dood' managed to spend a quality moment with this potato. Here's the interview :-

Dood: Hello fuckface T R sar! Good to see you!
TR : Vaada machi, valakka bajji Have you watched Veerasamy yet? Good evening too.

Dood: WTF So tell us sar, how's your Veerasamy movie going? Smooth?
TR: YES! alot of people like it so far, most choose not to watch it and do something more productive like vomit, but i take it as a challenge to prove them wrong. Im pure ape talent in human form.


Dood: Sure you are, fuckface, oops i mean sir
TR: Hahahah, my mom and fans call me that. *nods*

Dood: o.O I see. How nice. How do you judge your son Simbu's acting.
TR: Manmadhan, no one can judge him.

Dood: Right. So what do you have to say about the picture of your son kissing his ex girlfriend in a hotel thats circulating heavily over the net?
TR: Photoshopped.

Dood: No sir its not, Photoshop cant generate something that looks so stupid. Thats not a manipulated picture.
TR: Hahahahahaha. I see.

Dood: Hmm..? Erm. Nevermind. Thanks for your time, do you have anything to say to your fans?
TR: Kaathalo mundre ezhuthu, athu amaivatho..... *Dood breaks TR's head with a hammer and sends him to grave*

About the kissing picture. Here it is :-

It's just a damn kiss caught on lens intentionally not a big deal, true. We have fuckers snapping themselves screwing anything that moves, like snails, nowadays. But this is a huge mistake. Let me tell you why.

India and indias, they live by their own set of rules and perceptions. Once, a North India originated South Indian actress Kosu Kushboo said its allrite to have sex before marriage. She got pretty good responds from the public too. Like throwing fuckin slippers at her house. I mean its an individual choice to have or not to have sex before marriage or after marriage, nowadays its more like before puberty itself. But existing in a society made up by orthodox families, this picture sure to make it big in India and ruin Simbu's already fucked career (if thats what he call it). One thing about TR, acting aside, he seems to be a very decent man, he doesnt touch the actress in his movies and he looks up upon the females. He still have my respect for that.

And Simbu is a tribe in Papua New Guinea. That explains so much doesnt it?

Fact : No one got hurt in the midst of the post

For CJ

WARNING: OMFGIDONTKNOWWHATTHEFUCKTOSAY



There you go CJ. Something amusing eh? Enjoy.