Friday, June 23, 2006

LRT

WARNING : Racism, profanity, yeah the regular shit.


This is the 4th week im travelling to work, back and forth using the famous Putra LRT (dont ask why), its fast, its cheap, efficient, all yes, but the people are fuckin annoying, sometime you just feel like bitch slapping the very next retard that annoys your day, its annoying, everyday fuckin day. I'll tell you why.

  • It's always full, ALWAYS regardless the time, 8am, 2pm, 10am, name it, its packed like sardine cans. BK and me take the LRT from Asiajaya about 8:20 every morning, sometimes we need to let pass a couple of trains before we could get into one, which will also be full.
  • Illegal immigrant motherfuckers stare at you as if youre an immigrant, pig smelling banglas and retarded indons precisely. They just stare as if theres a penguin sex show on my face, we gotta burn all of these fuckholes using flamethrowers.
  • The moment an Indian (Indians from India, South India) enters the coach, it starts smelling like a barber shop, its like a curse, all these motherfuckers use the same freaking perfume or whatever shit that is, God knows. And it reminds me so much of barber shops, something that i dont fuckin need in the saddam sardine packed morning LRT.
  • Some of these buggers actually read in the LRT, yeah thats fine, not in a packed LRT, they dont hold on the bars when the trains moving, they indulge so much into the book, and all the books ive seen are boring, some dude was reading a book on Jews, seems really important. I dont understand, im just waiting for a fine day where a reader would grab my shirt or hand since he's not holding the bar but a book instead when the LRT sudden brakes, swear to God im gonna slap his head. Will reconsider my action if its a babe. :)
  • People get in even before the ones inside get down, and most of the time, old buggers do this kinda shit, men, women, all..50-60 years old, sad but they're quite brainless.
  • Noisy immigrants, no comments.
  • Lots of babes, all PMS faced though. They'll probably bite if you smile. Rawr!
  • There are no drivers, its cool and all, we all know this fact, its computerized and hopefully it doesnt go wrong anytime soon. And i really pray they're not running on Windows.
  • They should have music in LRT, ease everyones pain, all we hear is, some bitch shouting the name of the station every now and then, its necessary, yes but they can have some songs from Mawi in between and just send everyone to their graves.
  • KTM commuter is so silent inside when it runs, LRT is freaking noisy, noisier than your average housewife, which is quite suprising.
Having said all that, theres room for improvement in the service, i dont really give a shit, but i really pity people who travel by LRTs everyday for the past few years.

First things first, dont allow illegal immigrants, get their passport checked, bunch of morons are really annoying.

Here's a pic from some dudes blog.



Masukk masukkkkkkk...

Out.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Sarvam Shivamayam.


A close friend's father passed away peacefully earlier today (Wednesday, June 21, 2006).
Let us pray for her father's soul to rest in peace.

Maha Mrityunjaya Mantra

Om trayambakam yajaamahe sugandhim pushtivardhanam
Urvaarukamiva bandhanaan mrityor muksheeya maamritaat.

O Supreme light, lead us from untruth to truth, from darkness to light and from death to immortality.

Sarvam Shivamayam.

May his soul reast in peace.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Tuesday morning in MSN

WARNING : Random discrimination.


Salini says:
Subject: hai
Message: hai saraku hru>
savadi sarakul;ah nee

Salini says:
wtf.

dзсємвея. says:
its all good

Salini says:
fuck la. he looks like a rubbertapper's half-retarded son

.dзсємвея. says:
OMG

.dзсємвея. says:
dudes occupation is graphic designer

.dзсємвея. says:
wat a fuckhole

.dзсємвея. says:
i feel half retarded now

Salini says:
he needs to design himself a face. geez.

.dзсємвея. says:
im posting all these

Salini says:
lol


Thursday, June 08, 2006

Google

WARNING : Profanity, a little.


Ladies and gentlemen, Google is now officially a word in the dictionary. Yeah, i can hear you, what the fuck right? It's clear that they are trying to dominate the ultimate, porno infested Internet, these motherfuckers are everywhere, literally.

Look at this.
Source

These buggers are so rich, and they are releasing softwares despite the importance of the usage like every other month. Here's a list of few, you can check the softwares as well as download it here.

Google Earth - 3D Earth browser
Google Desktop - Desktop companion
Picasa - Photo organizer
Google Toolbar for Internet Explorer - Search toolbar
Google Pack Screensaver - Photo screensaver
G-Unit - Black gangsta motherfuckers

And now there's also Google Sketch just to sketch some random 3d interior crap, im not sure what is it for though.

Heard about the Gdrive yet? Apparently its a hardisk over the server where u can dump everything you want or you dont want in there, so technically you can have the whole shitload of stuff that you have in you machine in the server too. And i heard its free. It sounds cool yes, but they'll be watching all your activities. So think.

Google is too powerful, sometimes you can even hack into sites using only Google, yes i have tried it before and yes, it works. Click here to read more. Another shit that really annoys me is Google AdSense, i took off my page simply because its irritating, and i dont wanna earn a few bucks through confused, non-internet savvy, drooling over monitor motherfuckers. Pity them. They just click on everything. Nevermind if you have a few ad links on your page, there's one page, which i couldnt remember, this idiot earns through his ad's everything is clickable and every click generates money, its cool, yes, but its irritating.

I have messed with Google Earth before, that shit was cool, you can actually zoom until the roof of your house, its a little pain in the ass to look for the right are, but its all labeled and you can succeed in like 2 hours maybe, and pin it, so the next time you zoom into the earth, you wont get lost and land in some place like Batang Berjuntai and shit, and no, its not real time, all photographs, pretty impressive stuff. Try it.

They slapped MSN by Gmail, initally offering 1GB of free email webspace which freaked the breakfast out of everybody, but its really usefull and it has tons of features, better ones compared to stupid hotmale hotmail. Now they are offering more space, and MSN decided to say, "*Yawn*, Whatever pigfuckers, we have Windows". And they still maintain the 5MB of space till now.

I have a feeling that Google's gonna take over the Net very soon, everything's gonna be Google affiliated, they gonna name the Internet to The Googlenet. Think about it, nobody owns the Internet, but maybe this is possible, we can see the intruding process in progress.

May the force be with you, dumbass.


Out!