Friday, June 23, 2006

LRT

WARNING : Racism, profanity, yeah the regular shit.


This is the 4th week im travelling to work, back and forth using the famous Putra LRT (dont ask why), its fast, its cheap, efficient, all yes, but the people are fuckin annoying, sometime you just feel like bitch slapping the very next retard that annoys your day, its annoying, everyday fuckin day. I'll tell you why.

  • It's always full, ALWAYS regardless the time, 8am, 2pm, 10am, name it, its packed like sardine cans. BK and me take the LRT from Asiajaya about 8:20 every morning, sometimes we need to let pass a couple of trains before we could get into one, which will also be full.
  • Illegal immigrant motherfuckers stare at you as if youre an immigrant, pig smelling banglas and retarded indons precisely. They just stare as if theres a penguin sex show on my face, we gotta burn all of these fuckholes using flamethrowers.
  • The moment an Indian (Indians from India, South India) enters the coach, it starts smelling like a barber shop, its like a curse, all these motherfuckers use the same freaking perfume or whatever shit that is, God knows. And it reminds me so much of barber shops, something that i dont fuckin need in the saddam sardine packed morning LRT.
  • Some of these buggers actually read in the LRT, yeah thats fine, not in a packed LRT, they dont hold on the bars when the trains moving, they indulge so much into the book, and all the books ive seen are boring, some dude was reading a book on Jews, seems really important. I dont understand, im just waiting for a fine day where a reader would grab my shirt or hand since he's not holding the bar but a book instead when the LRT sudden brakes, swear to God im gonna slap his head. Will reconsider my action if its a babe. :)
  • People get in even before the ones inside get down, and most of the time, old buggers do this kinda shit, men, women, all..50-60 years old, sad but they're quite brainless.
  • Noisy immigrants, no comments.
  • Lots of babes, all PMS faced though. They'll probably bite if you smile. Rawr!
  • There are no drivers, its cool and all, we all know this fact, its computerized and hopefully it doesnt go wrong anytime soon. And i really pray they're not running on Windows.
  • They should have music in LRT, ease everyones pain, all we hear is, some bitch shouting the name of the station every now and then, its necessary, yes but they can have some songs from Mawi in between and just send everyone to their graves.
  • KTM commuter is so silent inside when it runs, LRT is freaking noisy, noisier than your average housewife, which is quite suprising.
Having said all that, theres room for improvement in the service, i dont really give a shit, but i really pity people who travel by LRTs everyday for the past few years.

First things first, dont allow illegal immigrants, get their passport checked, bunch of morons are really annoying.

Here's a pic from some dudes blog.



Masukk masukkkkkkk...

Out.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

NICE ARTICLE

Anonymous said...

Its true dude...I totally agree with u. I've been travelling to work by putra lrt for 3 weeks already and everytime I enter the train I'm one of the sardines inside maan....
Its so blardy fucked up!

Anyway..I'm karthik's (limepebblez) gf :P
I love reading ur blog...its makes me laugh most of the time ;o)

Bavani Ratnam said...

ish ish deee...asyik komplain jer budak nih..nevertheless, you are right...wut to do...adjust la sikit...i've seen people who pretend to be sleeping when they see a granny or granpapa so that they don't have to offer their seat...macam tuh pun ader..tsk tsk tsk

Anonymous said...

Omg you forgot to mention there are always those poser gatals who conquer the entire back part of a carriage sometimes. That is SO annoying! No one wants to go near them coz their loud and irritating! And they have skate boards. You dont wanna know how painful it is to get hit on the head with a skateboard!

When people do that "trying to get on before people get off" thing, I usually yell some bad word at the person who's doing it to ME, whether or not its an older person, younger person, well-dressed person or the bum who hangs out in front of 7-11 seksyen14 PJ. NO ONE gets to be kiasu with ME. NO ONE! *adjusts cap*

Anonymous said...

every blogs .. every forums .. everywhere ive been .. whine whine whine whine ..

p/s : im just pissed off today

blue_sapphire said...

And there are always those pervert Banglas and Paki's who use every opportunity to squeeze, rub and squirm against the chicks like the disgusting worms that they are. Complete with their horny come-to-bed looks on their faces. Assh0les.

Anonymous said...

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-Lady K- said...

soo true.. i've some heroes try to stop the door using newspapers.. hangat!!

Good one!
Cheers..