M A R S

Mars that is.

Oh wow, i didnt know people are actually reading my blog, and oh yeah im back by popular demand (-_-). Mars and Dalsh, this is for you guys! Allrite, and so there was this dude, my long lost best friend, lets call him Mars, i have no idea why he chose this name, but heck, its all good. The year was 1889 1989, location : Kajang, and we were 5, both the wankers landed in the same fuckin tadika (to all you fuckin' immigrants,i doubt there's any, tadika means kindergarten, click here if you dont get it still.). Tadika Sri Pelangi *weeps* So we were friends back then, we remained somewhat close up to 1997, thats when my dad decided and said, fuck this place, lets move elsewhere. During secondary schooling season, location: Sek Men Jalan Bukit, Kajang, he was my hang out buddy, he influenced me quite a bit, fuckhole was a smoker back then itself, and i wasnt *halo ring glows*. Marshmallow Mars introduced me to Nirvana, my musical interests changed at the very point, and if its not because of him, i wouldnt have been a rockstar now. Ok, now yeah, back to the story, so i left Kajang (thank GOD) and shifted to Subang Jaya. Never heard from him ever again.


This is where we got each others contact again, the year was 2000, i'll skip his because its boring.

And yeah, I met Mars again last week after 8 fucking years, 8 ...thats a big number. I drove straight to his house, suprisingly i could remember where it was, and i didnt get lost along the way. I parked right in front of his house and buzzed him, time was approx 2000LT :-

Me : Dude, I think im here.
Mars : Are you sure? o.O
Me : There's a chevy outside, and a gen-2 insi....
Mars : Oh, wait im coming.

Then i saw him coming out from his house, *silhouette effect*, he came out, opened the door and asked me

Are you gonna fuckin stay there or what, come inside.

And so i did. I parked and came out, he said "You're so big man". I was like "Yeah man, im taller than you now", then there was this little arguement who's taller and shit, fuck that.So i went in and said hi to his mom (aunty makes great nasi lemak, i had a few times like some 8 years back) and i saw his dad for the first time ever, Mars looks just like his daddy. I noticed the house has changed, renovated and it looks pretty slick and minimal, nice concept. After finishing the formality, we hit the road and went to Plaza Mee Telor Metro, as cool as it sounds, swear to God its a bad place to be. Kiddin'.

We sat in this restaurant and talked for prolly an hour and half, sort of a recap of that 8 years you know, it was really nice to see him again after a long long time, then we were talking about another guy who was close to us, lets call him AJ, and we wanted to meet him as well, not knowing where the fuck he would be. So Mars messaged someone and we managed to get hold of AJ's number. Yeah you guessed it, we called him. Mars did the talking :-

(sorry immifuckingrants, no translated version for this conversation, damn right fuck you.)

Mars :- Wei, Johan, kau kat mane ni? Tesco? Ko buat aper kat Tesco, ko tahu ke sapa nie?
Apparently AJ didnt know who he is talking to, but he gave all the information.
Mars : Ok ok , ko tunggu sana, aku datang jap lagi.
This is the part AJ got back to his senses i think.
AJ : NO IDENTIFICATION, NO MEETING *click*
Mars & me : 0.O

Then we called AJ the MoFo again and IDENTIFIED ourselves like fuckin immigrants and he agreed to meet us in Tesco Kajang. (yeah they have one there too) We drove to Tesco and parkedm, went to the loo and we were smoking outside, we did call AJ when we arrived and he said we'll meet in Pizza Hut.

Mars' phone rang - Hello? Aah Aj, kat mane? kat Pizza Hut? Kitorang kat sane la...

HERE COMES THE FUCKED UP PART

Mars : APA? Tesco Shah Alam? o.O Wei...alamak takpe takpe...esok ko free ke? bla bla bla *click*

Communication breakdown? I dont know man, you decide, maybe Mars and me were too stoned.
And so we went home, i sent him back and headed elsewhere.

So the point is, im happy that i saw you again my dear friend. Really. Rock on buddy, we'll meet again soon.

Moral : Mars & me should really sharpen our communication skill, but then again we just dont care.

p/s: And Tadika Sri Pelangi is no longer in operation. *weeps* :'(