Idiots and their idealogies.

WARNING: Direct discrimination, and I dont care.


Yeap, i wanted to blog about this for a long time, but then i was thinking what if it provokes individuals to whack the daylight out ot me, on second thought, i dont really care about these idiots. So, let us take a closer step (not too close, you might get influenced) into a few group of people and their idealogies which i think is really pathetic, its just a personal perception, if you're one of them and youre offended, just close the window and go bake a cake instead, because life is always unfair. :)


Indians - the typical machans
Lets see what these buggers are like :-

• Heroism is the ultimate satisfaction, so they're into gang fights, extortion and some small ass pathetic crimes like stealing beer crates and assaulting Indons (the last one good.
• None of them passed form 5
• Ex-5 motorcycle is the best ride
• Dressed most of the time in marroon shirt and some irrelevant baggy pants which has trims of red,green,yellow colors on it. Yes, they have got nothing to do with the Marley generation, nor the Rastafarian culture.
• Head tilted about 30 degrees up when they walk, always holding a helmet, which again has a sticker of those above mentioned colors.
• Always move in a group, hard to recognize a particular individual sometimes, buggers look all the same.
• Talks in tamil + malay, often uses the word 'bang' (abang) in the end of every sentence. Even God wouldnt know why.
  
• Womanisers, drundkards, gamblers, criminals, but RELIGIOUS. I dont see the point, really. They wear vibuthi, and kum kum on the forehead at all times. It signifies, Im ganas, but i'm always afraid of God, or God is with me, or I pray alot ladies, or sometimes, I'm just plain stupid. They infest the temples sometimes, with made up innocent faces.
  
• Oh yeah, how can i forget, the moustache. "Meesai vetchathaa ambeleh" which literally translates to "You're a male only when you have moustache" What the fuck, yeap.
• They disturb girls on the road, in a very irritating manner, like whistling. Its tamil movies. Sigh
• Few artsist that they know, Dr Alban, Michael Jackson, and Bob Marley.
• Cars, modified in a very disturbing way, like its full of lights and a sticker that end with "Guyz" on the windscreen, eg. "Natpukaga Guys" (Friendship Guys) >.< Eyesore most of the time.
  
• They think Dr Cardin is a foreign brand.
• The emphasize on frienship so much, but backstabs most of the time. Bravo!

Enough of my people, lets move to the others

Ah Bengs (chinese machans)

• Their dressing is out of the world. Period
• They all have blonde hair.
• They wear pink.
• There's this absolute fetish over cute things, like little dolls, japanese anime dolls, freaking kittens,teddy bears
• They love to popularize dumb songs like Crazy Frog, what the fuck is up with that?
• They drive cars that look stupid, like Honda City, and there'll be stickers everywhere.
  
• They never shut up, regardless the place, situation and so on. They talk ALL the time.
• They think Hello Kitty is absolutely adorable, that pathetic kitten. Argh

Ok enough of them.


Malays (malay machans)
Allrite, i dont wanna hit ISA (Internal Security Act, not the prophet). Good Day.
Freedom of speech, democracy, LOL, my arse.

How ironic.

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Bazement.net

Pass this word around, a favor for a friend of mine Kugan aka Funktionz.

" Just want to inform you that www.the-bazement.com is now known as www.bazement.net "


*Bazement.net, formerly known as the-Bazement.com was launched five years ago and till' today remains the largest news portal of the Malaysian hip hop scene providing you with updates and information on the hip hop community in Malaysia.


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Bye Shoutbox.

I've been monitoring the bloody shoutbox for quite sometime now, apparently some idiot/idiots just love to flood it with irrelevant phrases such as using my nick and posting stupid stuff, also using nicknames like oneweek, days in tamil, plus other months like November and September, which obviously annoyed me alot. So, there, i have decided to remove it for good since its being misused to potray your stupidity. A little humor and insults is fine, not complete hanging phrases with no identity slapped onto it.
Rule is simple, if you've got nothing to say, just shut the fuck up.

For the rest who has got nothing to do with the shoutbox, happy reading! New posts soon, real soon. :)

BLOGGERS BEWARE

WARNING : Central Stupidity.

PM: Those who spread untruths on the Net will be detained

KUALA TERENGGANU: The Prime Minister has issued a warning – those who spread untruths and slander on the Internet will face the law.

If information in blogs, websites and online portals were incorrect, bordered on slander, caused disturbance or compelled the public to lose faith in the nation’s economic policies, their authors would be detained for investigation, said Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

“We cannot allow such matters to flow through uncontrolled,” he told newsmen after attending a briefing on the proposed Islamic Civilisation Park in [...]

So what's next? Filters on surfing?

Freedom of speech, Democracy. Right.

Also, read this. Pathetic, really.

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Malaysian Police.

WARNING : Profanity.

Ini Polis o.O

After a short period of time of disappearance, here i am blogging on something decent but totally irrelevant to your life, or even to your mum's. But just read up will you?

This happened awhile back, prolly around a year ago, when i was still working in previous place, (an Ad agency in Subang Jaya). A perfect scenario that reflects our Bolehland's kindness and government related corruption at the same time. But i'm not complaining. Let it be this way, bwahahaha.

I remember it's a Tuesday morning, was driving to work as usual, and there's a cross junction at the end of USJ 8, which will take you to the industrial are behind Summit, i'll save you the details. At the junction, no one really respects the traffic light, the one that turning left in particular, because you stop for no reason, the only reason would be coz the light is red. Normally, you have to look out for hantus (traffic police), who will be standing behind the tree and spying on your asses. ( He thinks he looks really cute standing behind the trees). And so on that day the light was green, magically, and i took the left turn, but i was on the phone with my dad, something important i think. Woosh! i saw this pigfuck who gazed at me for a sec and spontaneously reporting on his walkie talkie, and i knew there's a road block further up on the road. As soon as i turned, one particular pakcik polis stopped me and ordered me to park at the side.

FUCK...and so i thought. But it wasnt as bad. Will tell you why.

So i rolled down the window and the conversation went something like this.

Polis fella : Selamat pagi encik.

Me : Selamat pagi.

Polis fella : Tadi encik cakap handphone yeh? (i wanted to say," tak lah, tengah memancing udang.")

Me : Ye.

Polis fella : Macam mana sekarang, ini kesalahan akhlak ( i was thinking, kesalahan akhlak kepala butoh, coz i know what these people always expect)

Me: Settle la bang.

Polis fella : Hmpfhh, settle? Berapa awak boleh kasi

Me : Saya bagi kasut saya boleh? Dua puluh ringgit. Itu jer saya ada.

Polis fella : Hmpfhh, dua puluh? 50 puluh la dik (fucker started calling me adik after looking at my IC) Ini kesalahan serius ni. (What an asshole.)

Following are all the lies i told him.

I have only 20 bucks. - I had more in the wallet, but i have this hobbit habit of keeping some notes on my shirt pocket.

Im studying and working here as a part timer - again, i graduated in 2003, never went to college again.

Salary is not out yet - It was out 4 days ago.

Then he continued.

Polis fella : Kalau awak bagi saya dua puluh ringgit, macam mana awak nak isi petrol? Lunch macam mana?

Me: Petrol ada lagi bang, makan saya kena balik kot, kalau tak kena suruh member belanja la.

Polis fella : Hmm, rumah kat mana ni?

Me : Shah Alam bang.

To which he idiotically replied,

Polis fella : Fuhhh, jauh tu. ( i was thinking, "tahu takpe")

He asked me again.

Polis fella : Kalau awak kasi duit ni semua, cam mana awak nak makan?, ( i was like what the fuck, he was so concerned about my meal, prolly because of my size)

Me : Tu takde hal la bang, kalau tak leh buat apa, toksah makan la.

Polis fella : Hmm, taruk duit tu bawah IC, lepas to pass kat saya.

And so i did. Guess what happened next?

He gave me back the 10 out of 20 bucks and smiled. He said.

Good Polis fella : Ni awak simpan duit makan, awak tolong saya, saya tolong awak.

Me : o.O Tima kasih bang.

Seriously i did not know what to say or think of this scenario, i just bribed him, because he did hint he was insisting on the bribe, and i didnt want a ticket obvoiusly, which is already a big morality issue, then he did me a favour my returning half the bribe amount simply because he didnt want me to starve.

Corrupted but considerate? Its a good or bad thing to do? I dont know, you tell me. But im glad i got away without a ticket. 300 bucks, i'd be paying through my ass.

Told my dad and he said, the policeman is a good guy, its your fault to talk on the phone while driving(dad was the one who called me anyway hehe), bribing is a normal thing in Bolehland, but he was still considerate enough to return the money so you wont starve.

Maybe my dad is right.

Lesson learnt?
Nah, fuck you morons. Good day.


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Religions of the World.

WARNING : Nonsense.


Been awhile since i posted anything sane or decent, I guess i dont quite have the time just yet, will post more stuff when i have the time, till then lets see what the religions of the world has to say about shit. Read it somewhere.



TAOISM - Shit Happens.

HARE KRISHNA - Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.

HINDUSIM - This Shit Happened Before.

ISLAM - If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage.

ZEN - What is the sound of Shit happening?

BUDDHISM - When Shit happens, is it really Shit?

CONFUCIANISM - Confucias Say, "Shit Happens".

7th DAY ADVENTIST - Shit Happens on Saturdays

PROTESTANTISM - Shit wont happen if i work harder.

CATHOLICISM - If Shit happens, I deserve it.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock Knock, "Shit Happens"

UNITARIAN - What is this Shit.

MORMON - Shit happend again & again & again...

JUDAISM - Why does this shit always happen to me?

RASTAFARIANISM - Lets smoke this Shit.

ATHEISM - I f you want me to believe in Shit, you must make me touch it.



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