Idiots and their idealogies.

WARNING: Direct discrimination, and I dont care.


Yeap, i wanted to blog about this for a long time, but then i was thinking what if it provokes individuals to whack the daylight out ot me, on second thought, i dont really care about these idiots. So, let us take a closer step (not too close, you might get influenced) into a few group of people and their idealogies which i think is really pathetic, its just a personal perception, if you're one of them and youre offended, just close the window and go bake a cake instead, because life is always unfair. :)


Indians - the typical machans
Lets see what these buggers are like :-

• Heroism is the ultimate satisfaction, so they're into gang fights, extortion and some small ass pathetic crimes like stealing beer crates and assaulting Indons (the last one good.
• None of them passed form 5
• Ex-5 motorcycle is the best ride
• Dressed most of the time in marroon shirt and some irrelevant baggy pants which has trims of red,green,yellow colors on it. Yes, they have got nothing to do with the Marley generation, nor the Rastafarian culture.
• Head tilted about 30 degrees up when they walk, always holding a helmet, which again has a sticker of those above mentioned colors.
• Always move in a group, hard to recognize a particular individual sometimes, buggers look all the same.
• Talks in tamil + malay, often uses the word 'bang' (abang) in the end of every sentence. Even God wouldnt know why.
  
• Womanisers, drundkards, gamblers, criminals, but RELIGIOUS. I dont see the point, really. They wear vibuthi, and kum kum on the forehead at all times. It signifies, Im ganas, but i'm always afraid of God, or God is with me, or I pray alot ladies, or sometimes, I'm just plain stupid. They infest the temples sometimes, with made up innocent faces.
  
• Oh yeah, how can i forget, the moustache. "Meesai vetchathaa ambeleh" which literally translates to "You're a male only when you have moustache" What the fuck, yeap.
• They disturb girls on the road, in a very irritating manner, like whistling. Its tamil movies. Sigh
• Few artsist that they know, Dr Alban, Michael Jackson, and Bob Marley.
• Cars, modified in a very disturbing way, like its full of lights and a sticker that end with "Guyz" on the windscreen, eg. "Natpukaga Guys" (Friendship Guys) >.< Eyesore most of the time.
  
• They think Dr Cardin is a foreign brand.
• The emphasize on frienship so much, but backstabs most of the time. Bravo!

Enough of my people, lets move to the others

Ah Bengs (chinese machans)

• Their dressing is out of the world. Period
• They all have blonde hair.
• They wear pink.
• There's this absolute fetish over cute things, like little dolls, japanese anime dolls, freaking kittens,teddy bears
• They love to popularize dumb songs like Crazy Frog, what the fuck is up with that?
• They drive cars that look stupid, like Honda City, and there'll be stickers everywhere.
  
• They never shut up, regardless the place, situation and so on. They talk ALL the time.
• They think Hello Kitty is absolutely adorable, that pathetic kitten. Argh

Ok enough of them.


Malays (malay machans)
Allrite, i dont wanna hit ISA (Internal Security Act, not the prophet). Good Day.
Freedom of speech, democracy, LOL, my arse.

How ironic.

Out!