2006 Superman Returns - that's all we need...

Flying freak is back, after like 20 years or so, the last one got handicapped and eventually died, wonder whats gonna happen to the new one. Hopefully he wont die too, new superdude, stay the fuck away from pantyhose horses

Superman - nothing super with this dude anyway, he wears the underwear outside, i know this issue has been bitched to death. Outfit is blue + yellow + red, bad bad bad. Retarded to glory. Hairstyle, jesus christ, i thought it would be better since its freaking 2006, nothing much changed, same gay looking fucked up hairstyle. He looks more like a stripper gone gay mad.

A few things i heard about this new guy who's playing the main role, whatever the fuck his name is.

i)He's a pornstar. Period. No one wants to take this role because they think its jinx or some shit.
ii)His groin, apparently it was too big, and that seemed to be the point of reference, so they had to 'graphically' remove it, wait...make it smaller...thats more like it. fine that he has a big tool, but this is very embaressing. Very!
iii) David ass fell off Hassehoff was supposed to take this role. Allright, kidding.
iv) I'll strip stop here.

Im talking too much here, but i know i'll watch it anyway, exciting to see a big groined pornstar fly.

Out.