Thursday, April 13, 2006

Coders

Above, a coder.


Allright, these buggers are downright annoying, coder, dimwits, coders are computer panda programmers, they claim to be logic thinkers, but theyre not even close to anything logic or even sane, fine i do admit there are some sane, cool, human like coders but they are one in 3 million, like MARS , he's prolly the only coder that i know who can be considered normal and nice and cool (buy me beer bitch) And most of these buggers are from JinJang India.

Lets see, i met this dude, where and how, trust me you wouldnt wanna know, BK saw him twice, both the times he was trying so hard not to laugh, rude? I dont think so. He's a coder allright, from India, sigh, he is like a computer, he generates answers when a question is pointed, then he shuts up and never speak a word, until you give a new task, he answers and shuts the fuck up. Its annoying, like a freaking interview or sumthing. This guy is not normal, he sits down and have this facial reaction of deciphering eggs codes even when there is no computer is front of him. He walks with his head down, like he is shy to see anything besides monitors. Im not being mean here, i just dont get the idea why most of then are like that, really. Mars, tell me man, does the freaking codes fuck your brains up in the process on learning it? Or its just the way it is? Coders - Retards. Youre not Mars. :)

We need coders, no doubt, MARS had assisted me alot on modifying this blogpage's coding and shit, he tells me without thinking, i really respect that, rtuly impressed the way he teaches, codes just pops out from his head. Hats off. But its scary to ask the rest of the conmen coders for anything, lets see what happens when a coder chats with a idiot nigga wannabe via real time chat client/software :-

Tupackrishan ( the nigga)
:.NameOneTwo (the coder)

Tupackrishan - hey yo yo yo yawwwwwwwww, suppp my one two one two check!
who's in da hse yo!!

NameOneTwo -
uhm...
{}
public:
int StartYourEngines(
Engine& rSomeEngine,
Engine& rAnotherEngine);-{}
}

Tupackrishan -
Tha fark nigga? start yer engines? yer mama's a racer or sumshit?
nam' sayin, ima kill you iddy biddy mafakka wut! ASL nigga, gimme da shit!
Who dat who dattttttttt!!

NameOneTwo - err class Test
{{}
public:
void DoSomething(StatusInfo& rStatus);
StatusInfo& rStatus();
const StatusInfo& Status() const;
private:
StatusInfo& mrStatus;()()
}
{

Tupackrishan - Tha heck you crapping mafakka! Status fuckin info private? Mistah Status?
What fuckin name is that nigga! uzbekistan is where you belong biatch!

NameOneTwo - err..gtg >_>
enum PinStateType
{}} _
PIN_OFF


See? I went overboard, yes but this is prolly how they look at the chat conversation window, always wondering whats the code behind these chat windows, man they're screwed. These guys are intelligent, but intelligent people are always fucked, the real intelligent ones, the one who pushes the brains capacity limit.

And i have been really busy with the new toy job, no time to blog

:( This is sad.

Out!


3 comments:

black aura said...

i dont know about codes..but too much maths does that to you...i can see myself a few years from now. and i like the butterfly.. reminds me of johnny hollow..

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