Bwahaha, Strikes! Im loving it...bleh.

WARNING : Bitching about myself, go fuck a mule you dont like it.

Life is funny, witty, weird, spastic, retarded and fucked for no apparent reason.

Why all these bad things happening to me, i cant take it anymore, im heartbroken, im lost, i need strength, God show some mercy please. Allright, just kidding.

All i fucking need now is some good money. Period. And i will tell you why :-

Strike 1 - Im broke as fuck, i couldnt afford a bar of dope soap, this is an infinite thing for most of us, being hot broke that is. Nevermind that.


Strike 2 - My alternator gave away for fucks a couple of weeks ago, i blogged about that here.
Status : Fixed
Damage : RM 250


Strike 3 - Absorber mounting broke, again for fun.
Status : Fixed
Damage : RM 70


Strike 4 - Front wheel bearing gone, this was right after i fixed the panda freaky looking mounting, the very next day. Its like a continuos gameshow, like "Who wants to be a dumbass & look stupid", in this case its me.
Status : to be fixed this Saturday
Damage : I dont fucking know.


Strike 5 : Shoes got stolen, Indonesians.I blogged on that here. Now not only im a dumbass and i look stupid, ive got no shoes. Fuck!!
Status : No new shoes yet, Im as broke as you, remember? refer to Strike 1.
Damage : Rm 200++
Result : Wearing sandals to office, and i look like im gonna attend friday prayer (sembahyang Jumaat) everyday, i look like an Indian muslim now with the beard. And what pisses me off is, Indon fuckers are wearing shoes. Count a couple of Banglas in.



Strike 6 (latest via Reuters) - Today, like 2 hrs back, car died in the middle of the road, opposite Sunway Pyramid, near the Caltex, called a foreman, guess what? Timing belt snapped. o.O
Holy Fuckness! I've got bent valves and broken rods. Perfect. Now, not only im a dumbass, i look stupid, and ive got no shoes, i have no car now. Fuck!! x 2. They towed my ride by the way.
Status : Fixing & im getting brainfucked. Gotta collect it later today.
Damage : Rm700+


I havent start wondering why all this 'bad' luck is raping me again and again, and i wont. Things tend to happen and i just gotta accept it, and i dont really care nowadays. So when situation like this occurs, my advice is, fuck the world, grab a beer & enjoy the melodies.

And no, im not gonna blame God for this. Thats what most of you buggers do. Bwahaha, My car is fucked, im responsible for it, no one else is, i could blame a Bangla or a dog, but then, thats a disgrace.

Damn im mean.

I felt exactly like this earlier this morning when the foreman was about to announce the damage.
OH SHIT!!

Out!