2.EXTRA NOTE: Dont bother reading if you dont appear to be an Indian whos familiar with Action Packed *vomits* Tamil movies. Really.
Technical Diagram; Subject01 : Captain Vijayacunt Vijayakanth.
Dood : A very good evening sar!
Captain : Call me captain, yes good evening indeed.
Dood : You look pretty tired, been a busy day eh captain?
Captain : Oh yes, tell me about it, was working out for a staggering 3 minutes, thats how i keep fit nowadays. *wipes sweat off face*
Dood : First things first, why are you called captain? I cant imagine you as captain of anything, where the name came from? Why 'captain'
Captain: Very good question, back in school, yes i did study, hehe. Oh yeah, back in school i wasnt a very good looking boy, i know my fans beg to differ, but i have to be modest, and yeah so i wasnt a bright student as well, so i picked an activity, Cheerleading since i was a faggot, still am up to a certain extend, so the girls were all happy to see a moustached faggot cheering along with them and made me the captain. I still remember the day i walked out as a captain for the little ladies. It was beautiful and i wept that evening.
Dood: Goodlord, that's beautiful. *holds puke* Uhm..how old are you captain?
Captain: *blushes* Im 25 this year, i know i looklike shit older, its genetics. And the brave moustache adds a year or two.
Dood: Err, but you've been around the industry for 25 years now. And youre only 25?
Captain: Shadap, next question. (=^_^=)
Dood : How do you explain yourself going against the Newton law of gravity, captain?
Captain: Well, If object A has mass Ma and object B has mass Mb,
then the force F on object A is directed toward object B
and has magnitude of
F = G Ma Mb / r2 hence G x cunt Im a DuMB f.uck /4t = iM tHE 3 Man. (=^_^=)
Dood: Fuc...*sigh*. Whatever.
Captain : /me shy.
Dood: Are you married captain?
Captain: Ow come on, im still young, and im in the midst of looking for my dreamcamel girl. I have got only one condition for her though, she has to be as retarded hairy as me, at least by 78% then I would consider her as my better half.
Dood: How do you end up with gorgeous babes in movies, babes like IshaKopiko Gophikar and Simran.
Captain: Hahaha, well its not my ever handsome looks definitely, i suppose its the charm i have, it works all the time, ow and not forgetting my ultimate smile which is only 40% visible under my manlybelly moustache. Some even went to the extend of begging me for a duet bit in the movie. I turned them all down. My chicks has got to have some quality, like... being really hairy.
Dood: *mumbles - wutta fucktard* Haha, thats really interestingdumbass captain. So what do you do when on your freetime?
Captain: I watch my little goats taking dump, playing hide and seek with my maids, shaping my moustache, admiring myself in front on the mirror, milking camels, and watching random animal sex on Discovery, sometimes i workout 3 times a day, 3 long minutes per session, you might be wondering where the muscles came from, well this is it. Workouts, and im persistent.
Dood: Yeah, workout eh?
Captain: /me shy again.
Dood: How can you dance so well, are you naturally gifted?
Captain: Ow haha. Thanks, i know im a great dancer, some say it looks like a bag of rice jumping from a truck, but i know myself better. Well dance, let me see..i took dancing lessons personally from MJ and i later on taught Prabudeva and brothers.
Dood: Ever thought of WWF'ing?
Captain : You mean replacing the mascot Panda?
Dood : No dumbass, the World Wresting Federation.
Captain: Ow..hehe..not at the moment, i dont dare baring my body much since i came from an orthodox family. Fighting on stage with my underwear would make women go hoo haa over me. I dont want that. Really.
Dood: Yeah yeah fuck off. I gotta run, thanks for the time, bitch.
Captain : Jai Hind.
End.
Hopefully no ones hurt. Out!
p/s: Wont be blogging for a couple of days because i'll be off to Penang. Might blog some shit bout Penang though. Thanks for reading :)
- Bloodshot eyes : Effective to scare anyone away, including midget pornstars and cars would stop thinking its a new traffic light in town.
- Boomerang eyebrows : Effective to kill rodents and newborn baby swines.
- Bear pubic hair like moustache : The manly charm, attracts most hairy Indian gay men.
- Perfect complexion : Dual 5K layer coloring, sometimes brown, sometimes pink. Pearl silver coated.
- Somewhat thick dark hair : Perfect.
Dood : A very good evening sar!
Captain : Call me captain, yes good evening indeed.
Dood : You look pretty tired, been a busy day eh captain?
Captain : Oh yes, tell me about it, was working out for a staggering 3 minutes, thats how i keep fit nowadays. *wipes sweat off face*
Dood : First things first, why are you called captain? I cant imagine you as captain of anything, where the name came from? Why 'captain'
Captain: Very good question, back in school, yes i did study, hehe. Oh yeah, back in school i wasnt a very good looking boy, i know my fans beg to differ, but i have to be modest, and yeah so i wasnt a bright student as well, so i picked an activity, Cheerleading since i was a faggot, still am up to a certain extend, so the girls were all happy to see a moustached faggot cheering along with them and made me the captain. I still remember the day i walked out as a captain for the little ladies. It was beautiful and i wept that evening.
Dood: Goodlord, that's beautiful. *holds puke* Uhm..how old are you captain?
Captain: *blushes* Im 25 this year, i know i look
Dood: Err, but you've been around the industry for 25 years now. And youre only 25?
Captain: Shadap, next question. (=^_^=)
Dood : How do you explain yourself going against the Newton law of gravity, captain?
Captain: Well, If object A has mass Ma and object B has mass Mb,
then the force F on object A is directed toward object B
and has magnitude of
F = G Ma Mb / r2 hence G x cunt Im a DuMB f.uck /4t = iM tHE 3 Man. (=^_^=)
Dood: Fuc...*sigh*. Whatever.
Captain : /me shy.
Dood: Are you married captain?
Captain: Ow come on, im still young, and im in the midst of looking for my dream
Dood: How do you end up with gorgeous babes in movies, babes like Isha
Captain: Hahaha, well its not my ever handsome looks definitely, i suppose its the charm i have, it works all the time, ow and not forgetting my ultimate smile which is only 40% visible under my manly
Dood: *mumbles - wutta fucktard* Haha, thats really interesting
Captain: I watch my little goats taking dump, playing hide and seek with my maids, shaping my moustache, admiring myself in front on the mirror, milking camels, and watching random animal sex on Discovery, sometimes i workout 3 times a day, 3 long minutes per session, you might be wondering where the muscles came from, well this is it. Workouts, and im persistent.
Dood: Yeah, workout eh?
Captain: /me shy again.
Dood: How can you dance so well, are you naturally gifted?
Captain: Ow haha. Thanks, i know im a great dancer, some say it looks like a bag of rice jumping from a truck, but i know myself better. Well dance, let me see..i took dancing lessons personally from MJ and i later on taught Prabudeva and brothers.
Dood: Ever thought of WWF'ing?
Captain : You mean replacing the mascot Panda?
Dood : No dumbass, the World Wresting Federation.
Captain: Ow..hehe..not at the moment, i dont dare baring my body much since i came from an orthodox family. Fighting on stage with my underwear would make women go hoo haa over me. I dont want that. Really.
Dood: Yeah yeah fuck off. I gotta run, thanks for the time, bitch.
Captain : Jai Hind.
End.
Hopefully no ones hurt. Out!
p/s: Wont be blogging for a couple of days because i'll be off to Penang. Might blog some shit bout Penang though. Thanks for reading :)
16 comments:
merci beacoup moi ami from (kangoo)
D!!! rotflmfao hahaha...that was some interview!!
someone's got a brand new approach to kutuk eh? 'interview with a star'...fuuh..hehe power la ko... prolly that shower did do u some good eh? cheer up Cookie!
btw, v.kanth belongs nowhere in action movies. I mean look at his size, and he can actually 'fly' in those so-called action movies of his. Superheroes or 'the man' of any action movie, would be the guy showing off his 6 packs or with johnny depp-ish good looks etc.I doubt anyone will call a flying man with a jinggling belly and bloodshot eyes as superhero, let alone 'the man' of the movie.
Producers should just leave him as the fat sad family man in sad sad family story where he has to cry a lot. I bet he won't have any problems with those eyes he has. Lol.
lol Bav, seeing him crying is like looking at bears getting raped. The industry doesnt need him, let him play roles like...stunt double in some bear rampage movie, he can play the bear, with no costume that is.
I mean seriously, someone whos in the right frame of mind cannot watch his movies..its too..i dont know...downright shallow stuff. People still watch though...uhm..Indians..we rock...and suck at the same time. Bwahaha
*rolls around floor clutching sides laughing*
sal
u know what?!?! i've been calling him a grizzly bear since i was 15!!! hahahaahha!! what a coincidence!! too-much-free-timers think alike laa. n to start with, dont insult the poor raped bears laa, HE looks like a serial rapist! just that one who will either squash the chick if she's trapped under or unable to chase her if she escapes.
*hats off to December* ROTFLMAO
That was seriously funny la wei! Good stuff gooooood stuuff! Keep it coming k!
Jai Hind!
Querido: What an insult to grizzly bears....you owe them a public apology for likening them to that wasted sperm and human atrocity we call Captain!
WE call him captain? count me out! i never did! ahahaha!
Sal - youre laughing, yaay!!
Thimz - lol, true, nothing beats the traffic light like eyes, its priceless.
Thanya - dont la take it personally :), youre a great dancer, jgnlah marah. :))
Baffy - "too-much-free-timers" think alike? Ni cam kutuk jer ni. :P, insulting poor raped bears? bears can be directly associated with the captain..too fuckin much things in common...like theyre fuckin soulmates or some shit.
B.Sapphire - lol, great that u like it...im happy as long as people are laughing abit here and there. :D, of course i will keep em coming. :) Jai Hind!
/me pukes...you actually gave him the honour of appearing on your blog...gosh...
Black Aura's right...WHY on earth would you waste precious time blogging about the dude I wouldn't know... :P tsk tsk, V :P we KNOW you LURRRRVE him!
Deena - at least i didnt blog about some anime fuckhole that youre in love with. Anime lovers are pure weirdos! :P
Dalsh - :( /me sad. i dont lurvveee him.
*sits at the corner*
I am weird and proud of it..liking my darling anime homura taishi is way better than even writing about this retard...shessh...you actually bothered to observe the details on his face....wait wait...clarify something...first it was about rockstars then about superman...then about this guy..dude you turning gay or something or what??? if you do i have a few gay friends i can introduce you to..ahahaha...
Deena, youre the living proof of test tube babies can really go wrong, science has got alot to learn from your stupidity, im not a male bimbo who gotta write about chicks all the time, gay? me? right,youre an idiot. Period. I have designers eyes, thats what i do, OBSERVE, unlike you, being stupid and much worse in denial.
Bwahaha, sue me bimbo.:P
uikz...someone sounds pissed.. hahaha dude...me in denial? hmmm
Deena- no la, not pissed :)
*hugs*
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