Monday, May 08, 2006

The slogan generator. Nasty nasty...

WARNING : Profanity & stupidity.


Im sure most of you know this slogan generator, which basically generates slogan for whatever name you type in, lots of bulletin posts about it on friendster. So i was just messing around with it, with random words and profanity of course. Lets see what we have : -



  1. Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Pigshit.(this is awesome!)
  2. Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Ayam.(yes yes, touch me chicken not)
  3. My Fuckface to Yours.( haha, good one)
  4. Devon Knows How They Make Bangla So Creamy.(*pukes* fuck!)
  5. I'd Walk a Mile for a Cacat. (would you? really?)
  6. The World's Local Encik Kadir. (no comments)
  7. If You Can't Beat Pervert, Join Pervert.(like duh!)
  8. I Feel Like Biskut Kering Tonight. (uh oh..wonder what that means, really)
  9. Pigfucker Saves Your Soul. (so fuckin touching, aww)
  10. The Macha That Eats Like A Meal. (machans eat everything)
  11. Cleans Your Floor Without Panda. (excellent, this ugly fuckers better make their selves useful for once)
  12. There's More Than One Way To Eat A Pisang. (uhm..kinky?)
  13. The Sweet You Can't Eat Without Indon. (for fucks sake, no!)
  14. What Can Uzbekistan Mountain Goat Do For You? (uhm..breakfast?)
  15. Bring Out The Tenuk. (holyshit.)
  16. What Would You Do For A Doraemon? (answer this people)
  17. Think Once, Think Twice, Think Bangsat. (woohoo awesomeness)
  18. You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Cibai. ( Jesus f'in Christ o.O, the ultimate, i did not expect this.)
  19. Mama Mia, That's One Spicy Pukimak! (Holy shit! i think they have some sort of profanity detector thingy, it shoots the best slogan with nasty words, despite the language)
  20. Have a Redneck and Smile. (now, thats some serious bullshit)
  21. Pride of the Kucing Hutan For Over a Hundred Years. (felines at its best)
  22. Mama's got the Magic of Hantu Susu. ( hmm..nasty)
  23. With A Name Like Petai, It Has To Be Good. (fuck no.)
  24. Dude, You're Getting a Shithole! (that sounds like taxes)
  25. (Last but not least, bluek!) Making Samyveloo Taste Better.

Make your own, and see what comes out. Man..nasty generator.

The generator.

Out!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

all i can say you had a lot of time to mess with thing didnt you....

december said...

erm..sharon...prolly thats coz im good with time management...uhm..maybe not.

*shrugs* :P

Shane said...

Haha.. side-splitting :)

Oh... hi

Anonymous said...

haha...no wonder u were so happy abt the generator..i can c why..no.18 and 19 the funniest la..rotflmfao..u too free la wey.. n since im bored as well....*winks*

- Bet You Can't Eat Asshole.
- It's Good To Talk Kinky.
- Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Cow Dung.
- Welcome To Crazy Shit Country
- I Wish They All Could Be Big Fat Gorrila Girls
- Picking Your Nose Saves Your Soul.
- Ho Ho Ho, Green Hairy Ass
- Hungry? Why Wait? Grab an Illegal Immigrant.
- Mama's got the Magic of Diaper Full Of Shit.
- All You Need is a Fly Your Ass On A Kite and a Dream.

december said...

lol bavani, looks like youre damn free too :P haha..i like the "I Wish They All Could Be Big Fat Gorrila Girls"..semmeh insult la....

cun cun! lets try more time to time. :P

Querido said...

and i just tried cibai again tfor fucks ;p

You Can Really Taste The Cibai!

hahahahaha!!

and look at my names!

1. Get In My Bavani.

2. A Bav's Too Wet Without One.

3. Baf - It Does a Body Good.

How ironic! Everything's perverted!! hmmpphhh!!

december said...

Lol baffy - ironic? Apparently the whole generator was written by a sick pervert i guess. "Get In My Bavani" OMG...wakkakkaa

december said...

shhh..thanya..never reveal that name!! im december here... :P

Anonymous said...

chibee. hehe

sahwah said...

LoL! God, V, that's funny!!! hahaha! Baf, urs too!! You guys have WAYYYY too much time :P

black aura said...

oh goodness...you got nothing better to do is it...how i wish the rest of the world was also sitting for the further maths paper...i can see everyone suffer...urgghh

december said...

too bad la deena, check your karma meter..bwahahaha.

black aura said...

yeah yeah...karma...i need to speak to the creator about this karma nonsense..how the heck would i know if i was in the right state of mind when i committed whatever it is that contributed to this karma?? can't i be excused under the pretext of not being in the right state of mind? ehem...

december said...

Deena - You can prolly be excused under the pretext of being a dumbass.

Bwahaha.Sue me!

Anonymous said...

btw, D, what's 'tenuk'?

Sal

december said...

Ow Sal, its tapir..you know..the ugly one.

here's a link anyway :P

http://w3.spancity.com/yosri/Tenuk.jpg

Anonymous said...

lolz V...that is so funny...i had a blast laughin..lolz...just love reading ur blog..