WARNING : Graphical stupidity, random automobile discrimination. Midgets, im so sorry. Read up...
Look at this thing, just look at it, i fail to understand what the fuck this is at the first place. Stupid ugly man. I've seen these cars on road too many times, i still see it, never once its presence fail to make me choke on my breakfast. They prolly claimed its a car, but i beg to differ. Its almost like a small truck + jeep + k-car hybrid. Its like mixingindons goats, horses and fuckin squids. I feel its really really ugly, im sure you would agree.
I know design sense is a very subjective thing. Everyones perception over something 'nice' differs from each other, but then thiscrap car, looking even from a very different perspective, looks as stupid as a dugong still. Ive seen this car alot on the road, most of it without the back window panel, the load it up with stuff for delivery or some shit.
How can they design something blunt like this? I always thought Europeans are good, not the best, but the good design sense is always there. Take a look at this Renault Fluence. Its the same brand, and they are capable of designing something sleek like this. Kangoo couldve been a better creature with a tint of Fluence's design. Cars werent designed by a singleape man, its a group of designers, and they still fail to come up with something impressive, nevermind impressive, something acceptable at least.
Lets see what's this piece of shit is ideal for : -
" It's 4 am, and i cant sleep, i cant bear thisstomachache heartache anymore, she left me knowing that i loved her so much, i did all i could, wonder whatmore she wanted, am holding a knife now...shall i slit my wrist? shall i eat potatoes? or shall i live another day? "
Some people love writing dark stuff like this, they could actually pause between the suicidal point and blog about it. Brilliant. My advice, if you wanna kill yourself over something thats not worth it, dont do it, nothing & no one is worth your death. And you gonna miss alot of stuff, like....my blog. Bwahaha.
Midgets & Kangoo owners (fuck, even the name sucks) Im sorry. Hmm...
Out!
And no, no midgets were hurt during the process of writing this post.Look at this thing, just look at it, i fail to understand what the fuck this is at the first place. Stupid ugly man. I've seen these cars on road too many times, i still see it, never once its presence fail to make me choke on my breakfast. They prolly claimed its a car, but i beg to differ. Its almost like a small truck + jeep + k-car hybrid. Its like mixing
I know design sense is a very subjective thing. Everyones perception over something 'nice' differs from each other, but then this
How can they design something blunt like this? I always thought Europeans are good, not the best, but the good design sense is always there. Take a look at this Renault Fluence. Its the same brand, and they are capable of designing something sleek like this. Kangoo couldve been a better creature with a tint of Fluence's design. Cars werent designed by a single
Lets see what's this piece of shit is ideal for : -
- Im sure most of the guys,wait...all the guys know what Bangbus is, the crew could use this car as their official fuckmobile, for midget porn that is.
- Kidnappers, can use this to kidnap small
monkeyschildren. - Send your kids to school with this, im sure the kids' friends gonna laugh their ass out seeing him/her getting down from this car. Do this only if you hate your child.
- Gift for your mother in-law. Indirectly telling her that she's as ugly as the car. Maybe uglier. (only for bad mother in-laws)
- Kereta mayat, again for midgets.
- Animal lovers, ideal car for your pets, doenst matter if your lil pooch gonna shit in the car, it wouldnt make a difference anyway.
- If youre filthy rich, use this as a toy car, run over some Indons for fun. Also try burning it down.
" It's 4 am, and i cant sleep, i cant bear this
Some people love writing dark stuff like this, they could actually pause between the suicidal point and blog about it. Brilliant. My advice, if you wanna kill yourself over something thats not worth it, dont do it, nothing & no one is worth your death. And you gonna miss alot of stuff, like....my blog. Bwahaha.
Midgets & Kangoo owners (fuck, even the name sucks) Im sorry. Hmm...
Out!
6 comments:
Wahahahhaha! That is SO retarded!! OMG, thank GOD for more sexy lookin UTEs here in aussieland!! (sal yeah, dontcha think?!)
Kangoo *gulp* They must've been REALLY desperate to make a sale or something! The car IS a sad piece of shit la.... thumbs down for renault!
It almost equivalent of the French wrecking their own creme fraiche tarte tartan! whoaaa man.
And - I WOULD use to drive over a couple Indons/banglas, yup!
Renault Kangaroo..eh, I mean Kangoo. One word. Fugly.
Probably the design team was like, ok one person design the front, one the ass, one design this, another design that, all to their own likings, then add all together and taadaaa...Renault Kangoo! =P
Why go far, our own Proton design cars like Juara a.k.a Kereta Mayat a.k.a Tin Biskut a.k.a Van Roti. Lol. And it's getting worse with every new car they come up with. Sigh~
i are liking holden utes. they hot. especially in black. and with a toned, tanned, farmer boy sitting in it with blue eyes and sunkissed hair.
and a dog in the back.
oh yeah.. and that IS a stupid looking car.
you've all seen that famous video of jeremy clarkson trashing the kelisa i'm sure.
hahah yeah that kelisa thing! i sawr it! woooot! that was just a good wake-up call, if anyone of you guys sawr it!
Sal - Holden SS Utes are HOTTTTT as! dunno about the country boy and his four-legged companion though...they're quite suss these days :/
Dalsh, Sal - Damn the Holden Ute is damn nice...nevermind boy and the doggy :P, yeah i watched the video too, it was quite harsh to do that, but he made perfect sense. Cars from Britain arent that great afterall.
Bavani - Hahaha,i think juara will look good beside this Kangoo anytime. Maybe diaorang design cam tu la...stupid car la wei..
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